Elliot!

londonskies:

(via cavalierprimetime)

okidokitokki:

guccixcucci:

guccixcucci:

(via amongthespaghetti)

wittyno:

hopefulqueer:

wittyno:

hopefulqueer:

“average bisexual starts 3 businesses a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average bisexual starts 0 businesses a year. Businesses Hank, who lives in montana and starts over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

How Many Days Since Hank Green Last Started A New Thing?

Man, the man is non-stop

dayssincehankgreenlaststartedanewthing.com

I need everybody to know that this is what’s the most recent update on that website, and the person who put it there is in fact the funniest person alive

We should add that they (the author of this website) did this with Hank’s approval and encouragement.

Source

(via imtheannoyingfriend)

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

(via cavalierprimetime)

thelapinbitch:

I don’t think I’ll ever be over Defunctland’s last name being Perjurer. Mind-bogglingly intense and thorough research, and this fucker’s name is Person Who Makes Shit Up.

(via characterlimit)

genyalina:

united by music? no, united by hatred for the jury vote

thisrandombitch:

Germany put their whole germussy into that and you do them dirty

cyberakasaka:

germany and moldova i’m so sorry i’m so sorry the professional jury is not professional 😭😭😭 we love u

yourdadonapogostick:

From the bottom of my heart:

Fuck u Eurovision

(I will probably be watching around this time next year)

piefvcker:

While I honestly think Sweden winning this year is bs, I also believe Germany deserved so much fucking better. Tf you mean last place? They should’ve been in the top 5. Bare minimun a top 10.